He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-arsed, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-birch asked “Oh Really? What did you teach?”This group is compliments of a Friend of J & G.A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow. “I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra-large coffin or to amputate his member”.“Well I have no more money” states the widow “and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece”.The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brainwave: He’ll amputate his dick and then stick it up the deceased’s backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking, in the one piece.The widow reluctantly agrees.On the day of. Our Piercings----------------After we’d seen that Tanya’s piercings we both decided to have some of our own. We’ve both had our nipples pierced and have little barbells in them. We’ve got these little tassels that we wear when we’re on stage. The guys seem to like it when we swing them round (without touching them or our tits).We’ve had our clit hoods pierced as well and we have a selection of mostly fake diamonds that we wear usually only on stage but we have both worn some of the bigger ones when we’ve gone flashing round town. It adds to the slutty appearance that we like to give off.The Music Festival---------------------Piper and I decided that we wanted to go and experience a music festival. We picked one of the largest in the country that happened to have a couple of bands playing that we fancied seeing and we managed to get a couple of tickets. We planned on camping for the weekend and went to a large camping store to get what we needed. Neither of us had been camping before.
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